text messages or phrases...

that wouldn't mean anything to anyone else except for the person on the other end.

1. "hi fatty Warsop! Hope you're swell...I want a pair of turtle doves. You're a James blunt"

2. "Ooooh niggah I'm burnin' up"

3. I'm either going today to buy a boat or a kiddie pool"

4. "You ah looka lika man"

5. "I was just thinking of us singing the butt song today"

6. "you get inside cynthia right now!"

7. "drinking coffee without caffeine is like having non alcholic beer. Pointless."

8. "if you weren't a woman you would totally look like Abraham Lincoln right now"

9. "quit exfoliating my skin with your cactus legs!"

10. "what is a fire and why does it... What's the word... BBBUUURRNNN!?"