Showing posts with label stupidity. Show all posts
Showing posts with label stupidity. Show all posts

1.14.2011

My tribute to Folger's Coffee.

I have known the words to every single one of these commercials since i was a wee child....when my addiction to coffee began. They always did have the best commercials. I mean Randy Travis?! Doesn't get any better. Foldgers and black coffee will always remind me of Dad. I remember the first sip I had and also him letting me drive his truck on his lap down our street...yep with a thermos of coffee in the cup holder. Take a look...sing a long:









9.08.2009

the cupid shuffle

things got a little out of hand at Cowboy Country when Tiffy and I started doing high kicks on a week night.


9.02.2009

LA is on fire.

the view of the hills of LA off of muholland:(


random facts (because it's been awhile):

1. one time i passed out and hit my head on an iron rod...which meant it was time for a cat scan! They said they found a speck in there that didn't seem normal....i told them it was just my brain. (and my dad thinks i don't listen to his jokes haha)

2. if i am sleeping alone my feet push on the footboard of the bed and rock me to sleep. i realize this annoys bed buddies if someone is staying over.

3. i have a spider bite on the BOTTOM of my foot.

4. i have a skateboard under my desk at all times.

5. my favourite travel mug has a name...it is Stanley Aladdin.

5.19.2009

why americans are dumb.


Steph Grant: try this...
Steph Grant: http://funstufftosee.com/frogleaptest.html
Steph Grant: we can't figure it out
Steph Grant: i can only get 2 frogs over
melia483: me too
melia483: ugh
Steph Grant: we are all getting mad
melia483: leap frogs...leap
melia483: chinese kids are tiny einsteins
melia483: tiny piano playing einsteins
melia483: americans are dumb
melia483: chinese rule all
Steph Grant: i just did it!
melia483: what?!?!
melia483: i take it back
melia483: you're brilliant
melia483: what'd you do?
Steph Grant: you wanna know why americans are dumb
melia483: why?
Steph Grant: because they don't know that they can type ANYTHING into youtube and find the answer.
Steph Grant: i will never tell my coworkers. mwahah.
melia483: HAHAHA
melia483: that's brilliant
melia483: you typed it into google?
melia483: or youtube?
Steph Grant: in youtube
Steph Grant: and watched a vid
melia483: hahahaha
melia483: genius, steph

5.12.2009

life lesson #27- don't take yourself too seriously.

a list of strange things that were said this week:

"i choked on a nut! correction: i choked on nut dust"

me: "sometimes jordan and i like to say half words... like obvi"
not me: "that could get you in trouble sometimes"
me: "oh yeah? how so?"
not me: "for example if you were to say i love dictionaries"

"is that a vitamin in your pocket or are you just happy to see the chickens?"


5.07.2009

Steph and the midnight serenade...

for those of you who are not on my facebook...you are missing out on some tasty love ballads. Enjoy!







5.06.2009

silly facebook....



keep in mind...most of these people in the conversation are people i just met last weekend. So this was completely random and absurd. Read bottom to top.

goodnight.

4.30.2009

morning conversation...

between my coworker and i.

S: "What's a Miami trick?"

H: "Trick is like a slut"

S: "Oh, so he's basically informing this whore that she is in Miami, FL"

H: "yeah, I guess so"

S: "what a dummy"

4.29.2009

Answers to questions: Steph Edition.

1: Favourite sticker from guitar case: "Keep It Simple" (yep, from a blog back in 2007, thank you Anonymous).


2. Drum Kit: Pearl Export


3. Alto Sax

4. Once and Ray LaMontagne Gossip in the Grain

5. I chew gum everytime i play the drums and I do this thing with my mouth that is hard to explain, but it makes my dimples show.

now you know a little bit more about me. now it's time to play some music...the guys will be here any minute.

4.22.2009

5 random morsels of goodness...

1. i love the way crushed tea looks in a bag...sometimes i study the flecks and think i might want to chew it. Sometimes I do the same with coffee grounds. best tea i ever had was in new york city at my friend's gelato shop.

2. sometimes little things get on my nerves. For instance, I take the same route to the coffee pot at work every morning, and every couple hours after that...i pass by a poster that has been up since february and the event is over. It bothered me everyday. I ripped it down today and threw it in the garbage.

3. i have one peacock feather in a vase on my desk at work.

4. i get bored with predictability and when i get bored i put on instant hand sanitizer. so predictable.

5. i look at magazines from back to front. i also smell them. i smell every book actually...they all smell different. I remember thinking in 3rd grade that Miss Frisby and the Rats of Nimh smelled like fresh sourdough bread...right out the oven and the Indian in the Cupboard smelled like hay.