"have you ever been so mad at someone that you just want to take a shit on the hood of their car?"
"speaking of imaging units, when are you going to image my unit?"
"steph, i kind of have a crush on you"....me: "it's because I'm black"
PS: i am addicted to working out.....it's delicious.
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i see nothing about warmearz or other awesomeness.
don't forget "OH MY GOD! I can't believe you ate all that bread!" - only acceptable for a waiter to say to girls who weigh 12 lbs.
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sir mixalot, I just re read this in it's entirety and laughed. Rockskip and baby hair...haha you're awesome. Let's get waasssted...uh no, but count me in for whatever slappity is.
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