TO THE POINT:
10 things that have made me a smarter human being within the last 24 hour period:
1. don't wear tight white jeans with granny pannies. people WILL make fun.
2. don't carry around a banana like a shot gun in downtown Long Beach, people take it the wrong way.
3. don't have important converstions over IM, they get confusing, you can't hear tones, and you lose things very quickly...including your brain.
4. don't feed your 6 year old child hot dogs and slurpees at 10:30 in the pm when they are already overweight, it makes me sad.
5. always be, Frank. Not sure who Frank is but I am going to be him.
6. always keep a blue flag hanging out of your backside, BUT....never on the right side.
7. when at a wedding, do not...i repeat, DO NOT...get drunk and decide that you think it would be a good idea to give a drunken speech while trying to be funny, no one laughs. and people think you are weird.
8. don't be manipulating. it's not healthy for you or anyone else.
9. if you're a DJ, always make sure that you have a back up Mariachi band in outfits to play...just in case your PA system blows up. if you don't have these 3 hispanic men toca la guitaring you will feel sheepish when 200 people stare at you like you are a piece of crap while the bride and groom are in the middle of their first dance.
10. dance it out, always.
AND NOW...for something to chew on by the Hush Sound:
"in a field outside of town we could always be alone...carry a blanket maybe a basket. Innocence was a key i was locked up never free...until you turned me. Like vines we intertwined."
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