I have decided to jot down notes on a daily basis of weird things that happen involving a certain coworker of mine. Today I laughed so hard... just thinking about how amazing the blog was going to be. And so it begins...my newest case study. Enjoy. ~Steph.
11:01:45- he finds a dead cockroach (very stiff) on the mouse of his work computer. Trying to retaliate with a practical joke of his own...he contemplates putting it in our tin of holiday cookies ruining it for our entire department. Another coworker tells him "that is unacceptable."
2:44:22- randomly says out loud that he is "in love with vaginas"
4:00:12- he plays with a 5 year old's hippopotamus toy for a good 10 minutes until another coworker tells him that "they had enough" and "he got the point."
4:17:17- he spits out a white cheddar cheesepuff (left on his desk by coworkers) after we convince him it is a styrofoam packing peanut. Smiles and walks away leaving the chewed puff on the ground in our dept.
4:30:12- he picks up a new cheesepuff (still thinking it's a styrofoam peanut) and says, "hey guys, what does this look like?!" when clearly, it was shaped like a penis. He ripped off a portion of it and said that "he removed the foreskin" and was "shaping it" it's been 5 minutes and he is still holding the cheesepuff in his hand and said "why am i so fascinated with this? I have to go show _____!" then he walks out of the room.
4:43:43- "i knew it smelled like cheese! see they are cheese things!" (as he proudly displays the bag of cheese puffs)
4:49:05- he (with a scary smile and determined look on his face) asks "do you have tape, wheres the tape?" while another coworker tells him to "stop getting so into it". Using the two objects that have caused so many laughs previous, creates a Hippo toy with a man penis (from the styrofoam cheese dust goodness)
5:01:43- he says "i want to shoot these individually" (the cheesepuff and hippopotamus) "and photoshop them together so i can put it as my profile picture on myspace."
6 comments:
ha, wow isnt he amazing...this is going to be quite the case study...I feel a pulitzer prize coming your way..."is that the same thing as the nobel peace price" (case study #1)
"the pulitzer prize is for writing!" -schmiley
who knows what tomorrow will hold...but i look forward to it with anticipation, and so do my stickies.
haha your stickies are itching for more case study notes!
im anticipating the next blog :)
kts
Your case study completely blow my mind every single day and I look forward to reading more ridiculousness involving said human.
when someone is openly inappropriate i believe they are asking for a blog to be written about them.
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